Random Hilarity

I didn't post yesterday because it was one of those days where I get home from work and feel like someone let all of my air out. Completely deflated and tired and blah. Incapable of making a sentence.

So, since I flaked out on you, I'm now compiling a few things that always make me laugh, and a couple of funny recent discoveries. If you've seen them already, I hope you enjoy them again. If you haven't, then I hope you love them or the first time.

• Trey Parker and Matt Stone would be so much fun to hang out with. Saw this episode of South Park for the first time last night and laughed my ass off. This was my favorite part.
• A good Ludacris song always puts me in a better mood. This reminds me of his old school stuff like "Roll Out." So funny! My favorite part is the way he says "Macy's." Cracks me up every time.
• This delightful gem of a photo.
• And this one, too.
• The shirt that my boyfriend and my best friend's hubby should each own (for fancy special occasions).
• This look. Is it tough? Should I be frightened? I say it's hilarious and he looks like he needs to take the Activia challenge. Or get with Gwyneth about her poop diets (see below).
• And the crazies who love, appreciate and obsess over that look.
• This pretentious nonsense courtesy of Madame Paltrow. It's not supposed to be funny, but it so, so is. Dawn simulator? Kale juice? Shut your snooty, rich mouth, Gwyneth! And stop telling us about your colon-cleansing poop diets!
• Coco's Tweets. I love this giant ginge and his awesomeness. Leave me alone! It's all I have left! At least until he's on TBS, for which I will have to get cable.
• Dlisted. The bestest celebrity gossip blog in the world, and the one I prefer to get all my Hollywood drama from. Michael K and I have a very similar world view and sense of humor. (Not for the squeamish or faint of heart, though.)
• Hours and hours of fun. And so educational!

Please, feel free to add your favorite internet amusements in the comments.

Oh, and I've got a running list of potential topics that I'm itching to write about. So expect some good stuff this weekend. I don't know if I'll get to post more tonight since my boy just returned from a work trip and I must have beers and hand-holding and smooches, but I will definitely be back tomorrow.

Be cool, mah babehs!