How Did THAT Happen?

Short post about a random, odd piece of Americana....

The foam finger.

If you're a freaking dork like I am and keep yourself up at night thinking about how silly crap like this came to be...Well, I've done your work for you today, my friends.

Behold!




And just as a little bonus....

If you haven't seen this most horrifying, embarrassing display of douchebaggery, you really, really should. It's so....eeeesh. It hurts my soul, but I love it at the same time. The faces. I spent a little too long getting screencaps of the horrible faces this afternoon. It's screencap GOLD.

I always thought he'd be a big dumb goofball...but no...he's just sooo....soooo....painfully.....gross. And he thinks he's the best thing ever, too. You can tell. He's like the skeezy dude always trying to mack on chicks by showing them his tattoos. The necklace. The hair. The jacket. The saucer eyes. I just can't take it. Too much. Too sad and hilarious at the same time. I think my head is about to explode.

hahaha....it's like I just told you all, "This stinks! Here, smell it!" But in this case, you really should smell it. If for no other reason than to say that you have smelled it. And it smells like douche, leather and Rogain with a splash of bong water.

(Via Lainey Gossip)